Crisis? What Crisis?

Crisis? What Crisis?

The New York comPost says: Obama ‘WOWS FIRST LADY WITH DINNER & B’WAY SHOW’

A friend of mine says “I shudder to think what percentage of my yearly net this ONE F*ING DATE cost.  At least they got the “taxpayers” to pay for it.

I’ll tell you what, if I had the resources of the United States government at my disposal, including the use of any damn mode of air transportation I wanted and a never-ending supply of taxpayer money, I could ‘wow’ the hell out of my wife too. As it turns out though, I’ll just be sitting home trying to figure out how much of this week’s paycheck goes to food, how much goes to the cell phone bill, and how much I can put toward a new muffler for my 1989 Corolla. Meanwhile, my wife, who got laid off from an executive level position last November, will be spending her day scouring the classifieds for work.

At least I can take comfort in the fact that my wife doesn’t look like Ru Paul.

Wow, that wasn’t nice at all, was it?

-B