My duties at $day_job include maintaining the public computers at our business center, which sometimes includes deleting any stray files left behind by the various users.
Yesterday, I found the following on one of those computers. It was written by an 8th or 9th grade girl for her myspace site.
Bonus points to anyone who can make it to the end without their head exploding.
wadduhp[?*)obviiously yyu kame to muh paqe ; either bekhus yu wannah qet to know mhe oor yyu juss wannah be uhp here foh dha hell of it ; ite . ! well for those of you who dont know mhe im bout to tell you a lil about meh ; muh name isx [redacted] ;i qo tew [redacted] ; kurrently livin in [redacted]; buh = [ ima 90s chik ;! im mixed; relahtionship status = yyu dont need to know ; soo dont askk khus obviously if yew dont know den yyu dont need tew know ; latelyy ii have been switkhin uhp dha wayy ii akt &* iszh so iif yu see a khanqe dont think ih am juhsx aktin lhyke dhat khus im mad at yyu or sumthinq ; ii don’t fuck w|people lyke daht no more ; — lhyke dhat ; ii have qoalss nd ii wanna akhieve dem for thisx last quarter of the yearr ; nobody isx gonna stop meh from try’ in either ; ih’m not dha type of qurl daht talkss shyt behind peopless back ; nd den kant admit tew it wehn dey konfront meh ; im real about mines ! ih dont qot time for no little kid bullshit; or anyy fuqk niqqahssx ; im juhhsx dewin meh nd trynnah fall back from ish lhyke dhat ; dha point isx ii am a lovinq & karinq & nice person deep dwn inside ; buh shyt real . ih am not bout tew be as nice as ih was kusx people try tu take advantaqee off iht ; point — i juhsx luv tew have fun &* stay outah drahma; when it comes down to it, i let them think what they want. if they care enough to bother with what i do, then I’m already better than them
There are just no words….
-Cnation